Calamity Clarisse
Prologue: A Daughter of Aphrodite Hands Me Her Modern Guide to Love and Romance
I guess most people would think "Hey, that boy just spent the last year or so stuck to a bed and all; feeling depressed and out of his mind, having delusions and crying for help; he must be thrilled to get a second chance to enjoy life! I bet he's trying to live his life to the fullest, making every second worth it, blah blah blah carpe diem, blah blah blah…", right? The truth, however, can be quite disappointing.
Thing is, I have this theory I was some sort of extra lazy drakon in a past incarnation, you know, cause I happen to be this aw
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Calamity Clarisse - Chapter 1
Calamity Clarisse
Chapter 1: I learn a little thing about the Joy of Stalking and Spying
"He wanted her/She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well/But all of her friends/Stuck up their nose/they had a problem with his baggy clothes."
Avril Lavigne – Skater Boy
Details are my thing; I love details, I can notice the minor things from a distance. For instance, just the other day, Candace, my friend from school, said she had been dumped by her boyfriend who was now seeing this Estelle person so I went straight home after school – dragging Candace with me, of course – and while we painted each other toes we checked the sk